Saturday, July 31, 2021

ANALOG PLUS 50: Analog Science Fiction/Science Fact July 1971

ANALOG PLUS 50: Analog Science Fiction/Science Fact, July 1971

The seventh issue in my Analog Deep Dive. For anyone finding these reviews, my purpose is two-fold: enjoying some "classic" sci-fi, and looking for stories that I think could be adapted for TV broadcast since so much of what shows up on anthology shows is rough to awful.

At some point, I'll stop numbering, but probably not until I do this for at least a year. If I do this for a year.

In this issue:

The Editorial: "Balance and Ecology", by John. W. Campbell. John starts by talking about the Saturn V rockets being launched from a nature preserve and the animals don't seem to mind this. Or at the very least, the people that designed these launches didn't mind it. That said, everyone in the press there has to be kept a large distance away. As it is, everyone will become temporarily deaf as the sound of the rocket launching in person (as opposed to televised) is louder than humans can comprehend.

John finds the arguments against the SST silly, as animals ignore the shock waves as they would ignore thunder, thanks to eons of evolution. This leads into balance problems such as the use of DDT vs cases of malaria. Using DDT is Ceylon caused damage to bird eggs and oxygen in the ocean. Not using it caused 2.5 million deaths due to malaria. Which side do you think people would come down on? Likewise, there were too many elephants in one place in Africa for farmers to grow food. Rather than euthanize some of the elephants, they were herded onto a preserve which couldn't sustain them. The pachyderms knocked down trees and stripped them of every piece of nourishment leaving only what could feed termites. It was an ecological disaster that wouldn't be easily remedied.

Sadly, nothing has changed in 50 years where we will still do things for show and because it "feels" right or it "sends a message" that "we care", and then the longer-term effects bite us in the buttocks.

Short Novel: "Zero Sum" by Joseph P. Martino, with an illustration by Kelly Freas, showing a bunch of marble-shaped spaceships in a spherical formation being attached at teardrop-shaped ships, while two men in uniforms (and mohawks) stand on a platform and watch. The caption reads, Any intelligent race will fight on for justice -- particularly when they know they're winning steadily... Until they find they've bled to death!

Commander Arnold Johnson is the Tactics Officer who calculates the best strategy and even using polyhedral dice to add a random element into his decisions, making them harder to guess. The Terrans are at war with the Khorilani, who seem to be an odd race that don't press their advantage or use the best strategies. As a result, Terrans tend to do better than they hypothetically should.

The Terrans learn more about the Khorilani when they take over a mining colony where everyone had committed suicide. They also find a ship where everyone has committed suicide, which they attempt to secure.

Johnson finally figures that they are a group-think culture where individuals are disposable but things, such as ships and planetary resources, have value. In both war and negotiations, the Khorilani were operating from a different set of principles and perspective. Neither side was likely to yield in the war because the way each side calculated a successful campaign, each side thought they were winning.

I don't know how long something has to be to be considered a "short novel" instead of a Novella of a Novellette. This could easily be adpated to television. The sets could be basic and generic. In fact, the Khorilani quarters were literally identical, so they could be reused. THere's enough action and enough cerebral goings-on to keep most happy. The crews can be diversely cast.

Short Story: "The Man with the Anteater" by F. Paul Wilson, with an illustration by Kelly Freas, showing an alien looking anteater in the foreground, with a circle of space and stars in the background, along with a sun with a big dollar sign. An alien landscape is also in the background. The caption reads, Anyone who keeps a pet anteater in a stringently limited society is obviously a crackpot. But some crackpots have highly methodical cracks in their pots ...

Joe Finch has an anteater (ant-bear) named Andy. Some think him a reactionary hero moving at his own pace, and other thought he was stupid, thick-head, etc. Finch wanted to manipulate Chief Adminstrator of Earth, Arthur Gordon, a social idealist or power monger, who likely wanted to manipulate Finch. He wants to promtoe a "right man for the right job" society where people serve in the capacity that they are best fit for. Finch, of course, undermines this because it doesn't take into account what the person might want to do.

You can guess who wins. TV writers would eat this story up. Actually, now that I type that, this story would probably only work if the writers now could control themselvs from tampering with it too badly. Their message is already there but sometimes they can't helpt themselves with the sledgehammer

Science Fact: "Spacewar" by Albert W. Kuhfeld. There is no image. The caption reads, "For nearly a dozen years, I've been trying to get an article on the remarkable educational game invented at MIT. It's a great game, involving genuine skill in solving velocity and angular relation problems -- but I'm afraid it will never be widely popular. The playing 'board' costs about a quarter of a megabuck!"

This is an nteresting account of the "Wayback Machine" because the game described could probably be coded by high school students to play on any household PC -- and probably could've been there 30 years ago! It's two spaceships flying at each other firing a limited supply of missiles, which not being dragged into the sun in the center of the board. And you didn't have to solve any math problems -- kids could pick it up pretty quickly just recognizing the movements of the ships. It was a fun read.

Novelette: "A Little Edge" by S. Kye Boult, with an illustration by Vincent di Fate, showing some retro-futuristic biplanes entering a battle with scaling winged creatures with two very alien-looking creatures with claws and taloned feet, and spears. There are more flying from a circular object in the background. (It looks like a moon, but that wouldn't make sense.) The caption reads, "There can be situations in which War is the only possible answer -- and Peace negotiations completely impossible. Where annihilation of the enemy is the only answer--"

Another war story but this one one a planet with mountains and jungles and islands in mud seas. Baron Amarson leads a group of men (no cubs here) into battle against the Drak using the newest inventions of Ambassador Theiu of the River People to the south. The new flying machines can rapid fire darts to take out the enemy. The mission is to test out the equipment. They fly across the mud sea and encounter more Drak than they expected and they have to fight their way out of there and back home.

This could make a decent TV story if they spent money on the budget, and if they didn't try to make this a story about colonization of new planets, which it isn't.

Serial: "The Outposter" by Gordon R. Dickson, part 3 of 3. Conclusion. "Things are seldom what they seem" and no one ever suggested that Man is the only intelligence to use bluff. But it takes more than a little guts to try to outbluff a race of spacefearing pirates!
I'll get back to this later. As it is by Gordon R. Dickson, I will definitely get back to it.

Short Story: "Poltergeist" by James H. Schmitz, with an illustration by Kelly Freas, showing high cliff walls in the background and a tree and a person being blown over in the foreground. The caption reads, "Any power -- any talent -- anything can be used for good or evil. Sometimes only destruction can be good."

This is another Telzey Amberdon story. (That's two in two months, and the fourth or fifth since January.) This one takes place when she'd only known about her Psi abilities for a few months. It takes place on the bay of a lake on Orado. Telzey finds a man lying face down in the sand, and he warns her away. Immediately, some force tries to kill Telzy with an avalanche. Her boat is wrecked and she's stuck there. Dal Axwen believes he is being haunted by something that wants to mock him and then kill him. This he believes but he doesn't believe is Psis or mind-reading abilities. Go figure.

It's not a hard guess to realize that the man himself is a psi, and the poltergeist of the story is his own subconscious, which Telzey is forced to deal with.

Short, but interesting. I don't know that there's enough for a televised story, but it definitely would be cheaper than many others to put on screen. Out of curiosity, I checked and there were many stories in the years before "Telzey Toy" in January 1971. In fact, many were collected and repacked by Baen Books in the early 2000s. This might be something worth looking into.

The Reference Library , by P. Schuyler Miller.
There's an Australian Science Fiction Index, Nightmare Age, edited by Frederik Pohl, which contains one story that I actually remember reading in high school, "The Marching Morons", which was in a different collection, Chronocules by D. G. Compton, and One Million Tomorrows, by Bob Shaw.

Brass Tacks: Nothing much of interest. There was one two-column letter to which John had a three-column response

Unlisted: "The Lost City of Ledtintell". There's a quick three paragraph story about the ruins of a 22 billion year old structure to accompany the illustration on the next page. This is followed by the reveal that it is a photo of needles of crystal growth of lead-tin-telluride (check the title again) taken with an electron microscope.

Honestly, that set-up could've led to something.

On to August, and whatever else is in the TBR stacks in Kindle, iBooks, and the physical nightstand.

Sunday, July 25, 2021

Anger is a Gift (Oshiro)

Anger is a Gift, by Mark Oshiro (2018)

(Not a review, just some notes to help me remember the things I've read. But written this way because it's the Internet, and some people will stumble across this page.)

A few starter notes:

First, this was a book group monthly pick.

Second, I didn't recognize Mark Oshiro's name until I read the bio at the end of the book and discovered he's the Mark of the Mark Does Stuff blogs. Why this matters is that it is possible that I've met him at a con. I recall "Mark Does Stuff blogs" mentioned in the program of a sci-fi con from a few years back. (I could say that there was a ping of jealousy there at the thought of how many "mrburke" blogs there were at the time, but I don't review the latest anything nor have I ever interviewed anybody.)

Third, if this hadn't been a book club pick, I might've stopped about a third of the way through the book.

Fourth, with topics like this, I prefer nonfiction, or at least something based on a true story. (Licenses may be taken.) The reason for this is with nonfiction, when something "over the top" occurs, you think "Wow! That happened!" With fiction, you may just roll your eyes and say that it doesn't work like that. Granted, much later in the book, it gets explained why it does work like that, but I would've bailed before that explanation if I hadn't wanted to participate in the group chat.

Finally, in the after notes, we find out that this was originally conceived as a science-fiction trilogy. I don't know about three books, but one might've been enjoyable. In this case, the "over the top" nature of some of the scenes would've worked well in some dystopian future city, with shades of "this is happening now". There isn't much more I can say about this without throwing out spoilers, so I won't.

The story revolves around Morris Jeffries, Jr, known as "Moss". We meet him and his best friend Esperanza returning home on BART where they meet Javier. Moss and Javier hit it off and start dating. Moss lives alone him his mother ever since his father was shot by cops outside a store up the street from his house. Esperanza lives with her adoptive white parents. Javier has been alone with his mother since his father just left. Much of the rest of the cast introudced in the first couple of chapters reads like those inclusion checklists editors say not to do. They all get along great and this has to be the most agreeable student body to ever attend a run-down, falling apart, underfunded public high school. About the only contrarian opinion was a mention of a student who wouldn't date a bisexual and get rounded derided as a dinosaur. As a teacher, this doesn't particularly ring true, particularly around the time that this was being written. (Also, about that time, contrary to the text, most of the staff was aware what Tumblr was and kept tabs on what social media platrforms the students used, not that the followed any on them.)

While young romance and social protests are important in the first few chapters, it then moves on to police brutality and police in the schools. One incident leads to metal detectors being installed, but they don't act like any metal detectors who likely have ever encountered. This leads to one of those "over the tops" scenarios that had me rolling my eyes. Maybe with a little more setup, it might've been different. I've worked at high schools with metal detectors for the past dozen years or so. The first one, coincidentally, got them installed after a small riot occured in the school when officials from the district were present. Obviously, they were nothing like the ones depicted in the book. They weren't even permanent. The were portable who they could be put away before the cafeteria got used from lunch. And while school safety ran the equipment, they weren't NYPD and they couldn't do anything without someone from the Dean's office or security there to oversee it.

Anyway, it was an interesting story of what some people have working against them and what lengths they have to go to just have a protest to get things changed. The police respond to charges of police brutality with more brutality. By making it a YA contemporary novel, i.e. set in the real world, only small victories are possible with the hope of bigger changes to come.

Thursday, July 15, 2021

An old Year-end Review for 2004

While cleaning up my hard drive, I found files where I kept track of the books I read for a given year. Someone had given me the idea (back in the 90s, I believe) to open a text file, and add the name of the book I'd read. What follows below looks like an "end of the year" post made to a bulletin board somewhere. It's past my time on Usenet. Many of these may have appeared elsewhere in this blog, if not the entire post itself. I'll post these files one per month.

It looks like 2004 was a banner year for me, but given that many were Lemony Snicket books, it's a little less impressive.

2004: The Year in Review

2004 -- It was a year of catching up on a number of series books. And it was probably the most books I've read in a long time (even if 12 of them were Lemony Snicket)



The Return of the King, J. R. R. Tolkien
The Broken Blade, Ann Marston
The Bad Beginning, Lemony Snicket
The Reptile Room, Lemony Snicket
The Wide Window, Lemony Snicket
The Miserable Mill, Lemony Snicket
The Austere Academy, Lemony Snicket
Cloudbearer's Shadow, Ann Marston
Rogue Pirate, John Gregory Betancourt
The King of Shadows, Ann Marston
The Ersatz Elevator, Lemony Snicket
The Vile Village, Lemony Snicket
The Hostile Hospital, Lemony Snicket
The Carniverous Carnerval, Lemony Snicket
Let Freedom Ring, Sean Hannity
Maybe (Maybe Not), Robert Fulgrum
The Slippery Slope, Lemony Snicket
The Unauthorized Autobiography of Lemony Snicket
Eats, Shoots, & Leaves, Lynne Truss
Tom Clancy's Net Force: Night Moves
Tom Clancy's Net Force: Breaking Point
The Kingdom of Infinite Numbers: A Field Guide, Bryan Bunch
X-Files: Whirlwind, (does it matter who it's by?)
Tom Clancy's Net Force: Point of Impact
The Grim Grotto, Lemony Snicket
Tom Clancy's Net Force: Cybernation (in this one, the title actually had something to do with the story)
Vulcan!, Kathleen Sky
Stars & Stripes Forever, Harry Harrison
Stars & Stripes In Peril, Harry Harrison
Stars & Stripes Triumphant, Harry Harrison


Also
Graphic Novels: (I don't normally get to read these, but I found a stack at the local library and went through them!)
Batman: Terror (good)
Tales of the Slayers (very good, it was worth picking rather than the Buffy books)
Batman: Child of Dreams (pretty good, but pretty long)
Spiderman: The Death of Gwen Stacey (excellent -- even for reprints)
Spyboy/Young Justice (ick)
Batman: The Arrow, the Ring & the Bat (good story, but the splash pages were annoying)
The family had our own little book club, with the Snicket series (so far) divided up amongst family members to be passed around. The Net Force books were a series that I received as a gift, except that the first book in the series wasn't there. Oh well. I picked up one of Harrison books at a book sale, and a friend told me he had the other two.

Sunday, July 11, 2021

They Were the Best of Gnomes ... (Wills)

They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes: Tales from a Second Hand Wand Shop (2012)

(Not a review, just some notes to help me remember the things I've read. But written this way because it's the Internet, and some people will stumble across this page.)

Sometime before last Christmas, I was curious about gnomes, trolls and halflings because of a character I'd written a little bio about but had no story for. I was curious what was out there. So I downloaded a few free titles, including A Very Beechwood Christmas and Troll Hunter: Witch for Hire.

I also downloaded three books in this series. Now that summer is here, I started to read the first one. Unlike most books that I usually wait until I'm 10% into before giving up, I bailed at about 2-3%. (I actually went back for that extra 1%.) The writing was distracting, including some ridiculous footnotes to information that either should have been in the text or eliminated completely.

All that aside, it didn't grab me enough to overlook the problems, which I'll do if I enjoy the story being told. That's why I try to use 10% as a threshold (expandable to 20%, if it's on the bubble). This one just didn't do it for me.

If anyone who randomly finds this page in a search result wants to let me know with as little spoilers as possible what would be in store for me if I read on, I might reconsider. But until then, I have a large TBR pile, particularly with ebooks, so I'll move on.

Saturday, July 10, 2021

I Heard God Laugh (Kelly)

I Heard God Laugh: A Practical Guide to Life's Essential Daily Habit by Matthew Kelly (2020)

(Not a review, just some notes to help me remember the things I've read. But written this way because it's the Internet, and some people will stumble across this page.)

When I saw the title, I thought of the old joke about telling God your plans and hearing God laugh. The author references this later in the book.

This was an inspirational book that was given to me one Sunday on the way out of Church. I saw the title but didn't actually pay attention to the subtitle. So it didn't turn out to be what I thought it might be. Rather than inspirational stories about life, it was a detailed guide to daily praying. Nice to read, even while floating on a tube in the pool on a summer morning, but not much more that that.

Will I take this to heart? Time will tell. Maybe as my life changes. Maybe I'll plan out the rest of my life first, and listen for the response.

The Fairy Godmother's Tale (Marks)

The Fairy Godmother's Tale Robert B. Marks (2025) (Unlike most of my other posts, this post is a review. I received an A...