Dark and Stormy Rides Again (Rice)

Dark and Stormy Rides Again, compiled by Scott Rice, 1996


The best (?) from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest to write the worst opening line to a fictional novel.
Numerous bad puns, wildly inappropriate imagery, and clever wordplay.
Amusing read, though reading too much at one sitting lessens some of the humor.


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