Monday, January 31, 2022

Flash Fiction Magazine, January 2022

Along with being on the Daily Science Fiction mailing list, I get weekly emails from Flash Fiction Magazine because I've submitted there. (Unlike DSF, I haven't been published there.) I'd forgotten that it published daily because of those weekly digests I got.

As always, if someone found this blog through a random search, I kept this log to remember some details of the things I've read (and to track my reading). It's not so much for reviews, but if I state an opinion, whatever.

Summary: Literary - 7, Fantasy - 1, Science Fiction - 4, Humor - 0,
Unclassified/Experimental/Out There - 0 (I'd otherwise classify as fantasy)

Week One

January 1, 2022: "Metamorphosis" By Evelyn Pearl Malina. I'm copying down this first paragraph:

In her black sequined off-the-shoulder taffeta dress, with a black and red ruffled lace asymmetrical hem, Allison’s grandmother Francesca looks ready to flamenco dance right out of the painting that hangs on the living room wall. Her long, thick jet-black hair is held back with a tortoiseshell hair comb that now lives on Allison’s mother’s vanity.

I love the name "Grannie Frannie". I believe that this is what would be categorized at "literary" and would explain why I haven't sold any of my stories here, but probably won't unless I wrote something specifically for this market. That said, how can I judge from one story -- except that it was a heck of a story (although devoid of conflict).

January 2, 2022: "The Surrogate" By Nancy Moir.

Women sit around the rim of a waiting room, elbow-to-elbow: short, tall, dark, pale. A stack of National Geographics elevates the table; an old-fashioned clock annotates the silence. The air smells of latex. The carpet is rough with sand.

The women are being artificially impregnated. With pandas or foxes or (in the narrator's case) dolphins. I counted it as scifi instead of fantasy, but again it's "lit".

January 3, 2022: "After the Argument" By Lori Cramer.

Andrea stomps upstairs to the bedroom and slams the door. Downstairs, Ollie cranks the TV volume up so loud that the floor beneath Andrea vibrates. Grabbing her phone, she jams in earbuds and paces the room. How could Ollie be so obtuse?

Two people don't talk to each other. One orders pizza and remembers the extra cheese. They eat in silence. Then go to bed. He apologizes.

It's a scene, not a story. I can see why my stories with plots don't do well here.

January 4, 2022: "Bumps in the Road" By Catherine Jordan.

Gone are the happy-go-lucky locals quick to hold up a fist with thumb and pinky extended—the shaka wave. Hang loose. Take it easy. No one does that anymore. Relax—everything is not okay.

The apocalypse comes through long dormant (millions of years) volcanos, particularly in Hawaii. This is combined with a plauge of leprosy spread with COVID through the fish, and through the air when everything was burned. Maybe the god Papa who created Hawaii was in a mood.

Interesting. End times.

January 5, 2022: "Tilt" By SE Zeller.

I am rudely reminded each morning, when I pour my first blessed cup of coffee onto the countertop, that I have absolutely no idea what is happening in this world.

Atomic blasts have tilted Earth's axis and somehow that's affected gravity enough that the narrator spills her first cup of coffee every morning when she pours it. Also gravity is pulling her husband Bernard away from her, in case the metaphor wasn't obvious enough.

Meh.

January 6, 2022: "Joy" by Mustapha Enesi.

Joy seeps through the layers of pain in our lives: massaging the tired muscles that rush through our days, unfurling the sun that lights our paths, letting us flourish. Joy is in the days I chase after Danfo buses with a tray of Agege bread balanced on my head.

I looked it up: Danfo are minibuses in Nigeria and Agege is a region in Nigeria. There are several more cultural references. And then there's the main character, chasing through the streets after his mother, until they get to a clinic, to have the growing lump on his head examined. No word what it is, only that they can't afford an operation. And that's it.

What did I just read? What's the lump? Is the story the "twist" that they're too poor to remove it?

January 7, 2022: "The Kindly Grocer" By Christopher Bruce.

Toby hadn’t changed out of his pajamas in what—a couple weeks? He was beginning to realize he should probably get out more often, and so he went to the Kroger Superstore to shop for groceries.

Toby needed to get more and just decided to be a nice person. No one knew how to deal with that.

This one was enjoyable.

January 8, 2022: "Mr. Abbington" By Michael Belanger.

Mr. Abbington is a glum person who married a dour soulmate and the two had a Little Abbington, whom they didn't give a name to. Over time, he notices that Mrs. Abbington is starting to smile and be playful with Little Abbington. Mr. A doesn't approve, but doesn't totally disapprove, and maybe he's starting to feel something.

A modern fairy tale? A gray world having color? Odd but not bad.

January 9, 2022: "The Crowded Velvet Cushion" By Derek Harmening. The narrator has mice in the house and doesn't want to cook because that will attract them. She sets traps to catch them. Her daughter, Marnie, thinks this is barbaric. The woman catches a couple of baby mice and dispatches them quickly without Marnie knowing. Then she discovers her daughter using olive oil to try to free the mother mouse when it's caught.

It's one thing to love all living things, it's another to put up with mice in your home. I'm not sure where the name of this one came from.

January 10, 2022: "Something in the Sky over Central Park" By Michael Harper. It was nothing. A helicopter or a drone or a flock of something. No one had a good look at it anyway. It can all be explained. If a group sees a UFO then they will talk themselves out of believing that and into believing something else. No one belives Grandma followed a fairy when she met Grandpa. This was good because you'd expect this. (I classified this sci-fi.)

January 11, 2022: "Kiss Kiss" By Peter F. Stine. A deconstruction of The Frog Prince where the frog talks normallys and isn't a prince, and the princess isn't a princess, either. It could've been a modern Fractured Fairy Tale. Didn't suck.

January 12, 2022: "No Pockets in a Shroud" By Kay Lesley Reeves. If Death comes for you with a suitcase, what would you take? What can't you bear to leave behind? I liked this one.

January 13, 2022: "Body Painter" By Malcolm Carmichael. Two grandparents with some regrets and some wild grandchildren have a crazy Friday night, after the "Law & Order" marathon.

January 14, 2022: A Saint of Sorts" By Stephanie Grella. Two kids go to see the statue of a saint that moves its eyes or arms or something, but it doesn't. Then they cause mayhen. Okay.




Summary of my thoughts: I don't think I will make it into this magazine. I can't say that I don't write as well as this -- I believe I do. I just write different from this. Okay, and better, in my own humble opinion. And I wrote this summary after reading fewer than 10 entries. Maybe I'll change it, and maybe this will stay here.

Maybe I'll try again next month. Maybe I'll look to see if there were any stories with intriguing titles from the latter half of this month. Or maybe I'll stick to reading more books.

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Daily Science Fiction, January 2022

I thought about doing this last year, but never started. I've been on the Daily Science Fiction mailing list for a couple of years now. I don't always read them that day, and usually never read more than three or four stories. But at about 1000 words per story, a month of stories is about 20,000 words (plus "Author's Notes"), which is novella length. Not quite a short novel. I should read more of what they publish if I want a better chance of selling them a second story.

Summary: Fantasy - 9, Science Fiction - 7, Humor - 1,
Unclassified/Experimental/Out There - 1 (I'd otherwise classify as fantasy)

Week One

January 3, 2022: "Werewolf" by U. M. Celovska. Every full moon, a wolf becomes a man, and helps it to hunt other wolves. Then it becomes a wolf which helps the pack avoid the traps. I liked it.

January 4, 2022: "The Devil You Don't Know" by Dave Hendrickson. A devil (not The Devil) comes to the narrator in a dream like a telemarketer from hell. I like that idea (as did the author in his notes). He makes an offer that's basically as indeterminate stay of execution and promises to wipe the knowledge of the deal from memory so they don't fret it until they're dying day. But after the offer is declined, the devil doesn't wipe that memory away. He'll call again sometime to see if the narrator changes his mind. Enjoyable.

January 5 , 2022: "The Ansible" by Chloe Smith. Science-fiction. An "ansible" is a device in hard-sf that allows some kind of communication or information to break the rules. Here it is used as a lamp where the lamp represents the woman left behind thinking of him. He thinks of her often in the first few months but years are passing for her. Her light must burn for a long time when he thinks of hers, while his would only flicker. Except that it doesn't. I like the setup, but not my kind of story. And I'm curious what it would be like to be on the other end, seeing that light, forgetting about it, then finding it again years later. (Make a note of this.)

January 6 , 2022: I didn't get an email for this date. I don't see one in the Trash bin, either.

January 7 , 2022: "Cures for Hiccups" by Rachel Rodman. Reads like a "listicle" with 80 entries. Probably should've been a "top ten" list, but that would've been too short. And it might work better as a stand-up comedy routine. It's a little too repetitive (even with humor, there's a limit) "backwards". The genre trivia while occasionally humorous is somewhat random, with multiple, multiple references to Star Wars, the Lord of the Rings, and Winnie the Pooh and Tigger, not to mention Oedipus and the Sphinx. I don't know if I don't like stories like this one or just this one. It was too long. Like this summary. Backwards.

Week Two

January 10, 2022: "Leader of the Pack" by Alter S. Reiss. When Greg Lee talked, people listened. In a war-torn future, a virus that had been aimed at humans infected other primates as well and decimated their communities. Those are social animals and solitude is harmful to them. They tried robotic substitutes but that was worse. Until Lee changed the parameters. There was less uneasiness when the AI were subordinates. If they just sat and ate leaves, things were better for the living survivors. Note that this has wider implications (as mentioned). One of the better ones.

January 11, 2022: "Shattered Petals of Celadon" by M. K. Hutchens. Heart boxes and tangible emotions. Experimental and out there. Interesting but not in a great way.

January 12, 2022: "Help Her Fit In" by Tamlyn Dreaver. Msisiki, aka Missy, is a changeling or fairy or alien with pale green skin and green hair. She's also a child. She's adopted as the narrator's sister, and the two go to school together. It's the story of an outsider trying to fit in but doesn't really, only with a fairy instead of a human girl. Author is Australian, which explains "Mum". Okay. It didn't end, really.

January 13, 2022: "Invasion" by Candice R. Lisle. Very short, five paragraphs, maybe 10 sentences. Kell, who looks like a swamp monster, comes to earth for a tour. Jeanette is his tour guide. They go to a fish market in China Town where the merchant gives Kell a live sea urchin. Kell gets on his spaceship and takes a bag of sea urchins with him. Jeanette thinks this is the beginning of the invasion of Earth. I believe I have just typed almost the entire story. As my editor once told me, "there is no conflict in this story". I checked the rating: it was 3.7 out of 7. Most stories I've noticed are in the 4.1 - 5.4 range.

January 14, 2022: "A Stirring of Wings" by Ken Altabef. An old blind man in a castle who can perceive birds as silver streaks with a ruby heart. Winter is a long, cold and dark time, and he's waiting for the first birds of spring to return. There is nothing stirring in the castle, not even a mouse. Then he perceives something. It's a person in a metallic suit (knight? robot?) who calls the man "Monseigneur Salazar" and who has come to kill him. The man (who up to this point I thought was going to be revealed as a dragon) is almost ready to die, but instead manages to use magic to prevent his death. Maybe he'll let the next assassin take him. This was average -- I knew the man had to be magical to survive the winter alone but we really know nothing about him or the assassin, who I believe had a gun.

Week Three

January 17, 2022: "Flesh of My Fin" by Susan Fay. Appropriate name? As soon as I read the beginning of this mermaid tale, I double-checked the name because it seemed a little familiar. But, no, it's a mermaid story, and I suppose there are only so many ways to start them. Anyway, the mermaid reveals her secret to her daughter after the death of her husband. The daughter realizes that she'd known but the mother gaslighted her as a child. (The term is older than the Internet, but that's where it's gotten the most use in recent years.) The daughter is grown now, and the two decide to return to the sea. No surprises in this one.

January 18, 2022: "Commuting" by S A McKenzie. Lucy Channing is about to step on the 8:05 train when she sees the body on the floor of the carriage (England?). Everyone steps around it. Lucy pales like this is her first time experiencing it. Passengers talk about rumors about how to avoid being taken (and how often they are taken). The passengers seem to embody the rumor they speak of, so it's more of a hope that it works. Trains now run on Demonic energy, but as a result, 1 out of every 20,000 riders is taken. Hugo Morgan strikes up a conversation with Lucy, suggesting that there are ways to evade being "taxed". It doesn't end well for him.

January 19, 2022: "Last Flight" by Bret Parent. A man watching from behind a rusted-out sedan spots an unmoving bird, making chirping noises. He appears to be some kind of survivalist in a "post" world. He even refers to the bird as "or something that looks like a bird". He finally puts the bird of its misery, but smashing it reveals gears and circuits. Then he hears the sirens. They're coming for him. I read this one twice. After the lighter stories, this one was heavier, and I didn't want to shortchange it. Good story.

January 20, 2022: "Mind the Meniscus" by Jason P Burnham. Another very short story, maybe 100 words. It reads like a scene from something bigger. Something in on the hull of a ship. It asks that the ship not travel FTL, which is not possible. "They" won't find it in sub-light. What won't? Wait, you don't know what's out here? Breach. Not much to like or hate.

January 20, 2022: "Counterparts" by Andrew Hansen. The Counterparts are ethereal duplicates of people made of water, steam, dust or must. Kids love playing with themselves. But their existence is ephemeral, temporary. They disappeared after a few months, leaving gaps in some people's lives. The set-up is great, but the ending doesn't quite make sense. I thought I misunderstood until I read the author's notes, and it didn't seem to fit. Maybe it's me.

Week Four

January 24, 2022: "God 47" by Laila Amado. Apparently, the story was inspired by a license plate. A few hundred words about a god who is created and then unspools himself into something or other. I didn't get it.

January 25, 2022: "2021" by Sean Vivier. Someone is talking to God about the plot of 2021 and how bad it was. Framed to take in various left-wing arguments as fact, leaving God to apologize, but He's working with what he's got and from the notes people had on 2020, which is even more left-wing polemics. This is the first time I've ever given one of their stories a rating of 1 that I recalled. It has an average, as at this writing, of 3.7, so maybe we won't see more of these too soon. THen again, according to the author's notes, this is a sequel to the story 2020.

January 26, 2022: "Teleportitus" by Mark S Bailen. This one's cute. Herk works at DMV and Liza works for Mr. Vanik at Food Basket. Herk likes Liza, but whenever he thinks about her during the day when he's in his kitchen, he teleports. But he always ends up at Food Basket, in the frozen food aisle, naked. It's works out, sort of. Even though Herk is diagnosed with "teleportitus", I counted this as fantasy.

January 27, 2022: "Turning the Tide" by Dawn Vogel. Short (250 words). R & D is making clones to go to war. This batch is different and the suits are all cheering. Replicas will infiltrate and they won't know what hit them. It's too short. It's just a scene and I don't feel any revelation told me a story. The author's notes didn't shed any light on her thought.

January 28, 2022: "Tourists" by Marlan K Smith. Tourists come from space to view solar eclipses because it's something they wish to experience. Or maybe they don't and they never existed, and all the stories and images are fake, and the people who say it's true made it all up. Or they never existed. A little over-written but amusing. (A great end to the month, but it's technically not over yet -- it's just over for this blog post.)

Week Five

I'll post January 31 with February's stories.

Saturday, January 29, 2022

ANALOG PLUS 50: Analog Science Fiction/Science Fact January 1972

ANALOG PLUS 50: Analog Science Fiction/Science Fact, January 1972

This January issue of Analog has Ben Bova listed as Editor, and he has a Science article as well. Poul Anderson has a guest editorial.

For anyone finding these reviews, my purpose is two-fold: enjoying some "classic" sci-fi, and looking for stories that I think could be adapted for TV broadcast since so much of what shows up on anthology shows is rough to awful. Additional Note: I do NOT work in television. I just watch it.

In this issue:

The Editorial: "The Asking of Questions". Poul takes about mutations stopping when we stop using things so there's no longer any natural selection, mentioning the appendix no longer being used for anything, and the fact that humans, unlike many mammals, cannot produce their own Vitamin C, but they don't need to because of all the plants around. Technology can affect evolution as certain things are no longer necessary. This moves along ecology and the world.

Novelette: "A Matter of Sovereignty" , by Wade Curtis with an illustration by John Schoenherr showing a small craft with a sail and a handful of people manning it on a body of water with something beneath the surface. There appears to be an island with palm trees and a hut in the background. (It's not a good scan.) The caption reads, Power is a strange thing: sometimes those who have it can't legally use it. But that never stops really determined men...

Whether or not I recognized Wade CUrtis's name, I didn't immediately realize that this was a sequel (or a follow-up) to a story in last month's issue. As soon as I saw San Juan Capristrano, I knew. This time, the story is in the South Pacific in the atolls of Tonga, which is having trouble with neighboring Fiji. They're farming protein, saving whales and harvesting plutonium. There's a ship of it that gets hijacked by Fiji and Nuclear General needs to get it back. Bill Adams works his magic again. And Dr. Arturo Martinez is back running things.

A long story that doesn't really overly long. It has the exotic locale, the ecology, and plutonium. Everything needed for a good story. This would be more scenic and adventurous to film than the original story was.

Short Story: "Truck Driver", by Robert Chilson with an illustration by Leo Summers showing three people in pressurized suits and fishbowl helmets, one is at the controls, one standing behind him and one in the foreground has a weapon drawn. The caption reads, A functional spacecreaft by its nature has some powerful -- though not obvious -- weapons to use!...

The seated person in the picture without a gun piloting the ship is Ynga Lancaster. She drives a truck, into space. She carries cargo beyond near-Earth orbit, setting it into an orbit where it will eventually spiral into the Sun. The "bird" is the Rival and it takes a couple of pages to get it up in space, with descriptions of Ynga, the ship, and other ships. When she finally in the air, she's confronted by two stowaways who are also in spacesuits. They are armed.

They are hijacking the ship and the cargo so they can launch it into an orbit where it will spiral out away from the Sun. Then they want Ynga to pilot the ship to the place where they are holding her husband and (they say) her son hostage.

Ynga figures that they smuggled radioactive fissionable material into the cargo of fusionable byproducts. And that they need it to make bombs. AND that while eyes are on the ship, no one will notice who intercepts the cargo. She spoils their plans with some crazy flying and then manages to rescue her husband. (Her son isn't there.) Once the government is on alert, they'd notice if any Mars ships were launched in search of that missing cargo, which would sail on by out of reach.

This could be condensed for a segment on TV. Hero pilot rescues her husband. Stock footage or CGI can take care of the space scenes. It's just a matter of filming a rescue in the ocean. Good story, but a little long (for a short story).

Short Story: "The Greatest Asset", by Isaac Asimov with an illustration by Leo Summers showing a man looking at papers on a clipboard. In the background, there's a hamster, and a computer screen with the word "REJECT", plus more computers in the background and another disembodied head. The caption reads, The great advantage of being in the frying pan is that it keeps you hopping

It's cool to read an original Asimov story that I hadn't read before. Even if it's not one of his better ones. If I'm framing this in terms of television adaptations, putting Asimov's name on something raises it up a little higher. (And then you can totally botch it, like "Foundation", which might not be bad, but it's not an adaptation.)

In the future, there's little wilderness left on Earth (and a lot of life on the Moon), and ecology is a delicate balance. Lou Tansonia flies to Earth to meet Ino Adrastus, the Secretary General of Ecology, who is little known but the most important post on Earth. Jan Marley agrees and he wants to write about the man and his office.

Tansonia wants to set up artificial ecologies on asteroids because experiments can't be done on Earth, but Earth is in need of help. In the end, Adrastus allows him to procede with a handful of asteroids. He later tells Marley that the data they have already shows that his experiment will fail, but he allows it because man is part of the ecology, too, and man needs tasks such as this one. Man's Greatest Asset is an Unsettled Mind.

This one doesn't require much of anything to film it. Three people, a room, maybe a spaceport. Update the circumstances of the reporter to reflect modern technology. And put Asimov's name in the credits.

Science Fact: "Galactic Geopolitics" by Ben Bova, with an illustration (presumably) by Kelly Freas, labeled Night Launch at Cape Kennedy. The caption reads, If the star-thick center of our galazy abounds with ancient civilizations, are they arrayed in empires, democracies, or ...?

The caption question really isn't answered here. The core of the article is if we were to meet other civilizations, what would we think of them, and what would they think of us? We they worship us like gods, tolerate us like puppies or be somewhat equal to us? And would any of those groups have any reason to offer any sort of trade with us, particularly given how long the round trip would be (oberying the speed limit).

There's talk of the age of stars and how long it takes for a civilization to grow. There there's talk of stars that are light on heavy metals and how any planets around those stars, if they formed, and if they managed to develop life, could never have wworked metals or advanced beyond the Wood and Ceramics Age that would be necessary to have an Iron Age (which would require heavy metals, like iron). The oldest stars in the center of the galaxy are all lacking in heavy metals.

I do like the idea of a dense cluster of stars surrounded by a wall of star dust. They would be close enough for there to be an empire of some kind.

Serial: "A Spaceship for the King" by Jerry Pournelle (Part Two of Three Parts) with an illustration by Kelly Freas showing (parts of) two people and a very stylized dagger.. The caption reads, They'd come light-years, but how do you get across a continent of pirates and barbarians when you can't use weapons the enemy hasn't got and you're outnumbered ten thousand to one?

I'm looking forward to reading this, either in February when it concludes, or sooner if there is a novelization available from the library.

Noveltte: "'Riddle Me This...'" by Christopher Anvil, with an illustration by Kelly Freas, showing a couple of large insect-like creatures. The caption reads, The Space Patrol has a riddle--how to get two hostages out of a fortress. The answer to a riddle is to riddle it--if you can!

Okay, so it was a walking crab in the illustration. Also, I checked and I read a story by Christopher Anvil last year. That one also had these Crustacean creatures and it dealt with a planet called Storehouse, which is referenced here. There's also a reference to something that happened in one character's past which merited an asterisk and a footnote that mentioned a story from 1967, some five years earlier.

The Cliffs Notes version of this story is that there is a Crustax space station that is a fortress which is holding two human prisoners, who are likely being tortured. Diplomatic channels won't work and Earth isn't about to go to war over two men. Blowing up the station would kill them, as would any assault on the station.

Four men go in on a rescue mission by disguising their ship as a battleship disguised as a crab ship (because the crabs would see through the disguise). All four of them are outfitted by the symbiotic computer in suit that look like alien species, including one who looks like a crab prisoner. They get captured, but manage to find a way out.

This could be done, but would have to be played for laughs, because it's just such a ridiculous situation. The problem it would be a bit expensive with the suits and the CGI required to operate them, not to mention the space fortress that they have to sail into.

Short Story: "Stormy Bellwether" by Jack Wodhams, with an illustration by Kelly Freas, showing something that looks like an alien creature but is actually a sophisticated telephone with a monitor that is somewhat reminiscent of a Apple Macintosh computer, except that it has an alarm bell where the "ear" should be, there are two camera stalks that look like eyes, a bunch of lines that could be display lights shaped like a grin. Below it's neck, is just a stand with buttons. On the other page, there is a facade of a fanciful woman with fanciful hair that the unkempt woman with the mop hiding behind it can poke her head into. The caption reads, The business of science fiction is to explore the probable consequences of introducing new technical devices. For instance now, let's consider the vuphone...

The vuphone, I assume, is short for "view phone" and should be pronounced that way, but it gets shortened to "voop".

A man named Birk (no relation) is married to a woman named Lena. He comes home to find that thanks to his boss, he now has a "vuphone", even though he doesn't want to have one. Everyone can look into his home, and he doesn't like it. He even gets a call from his boss when he's in the shower and is embarrassed to get in front of the screen. Then the problems start: people randomly calling who are down on their luck who can see his nice home, TV commercial hucksters who are basically the forerunners of telemarketers (they don't use the word "infomercial" but they could), and a lady looking for a good time (and $20).

Worse, Birk believes that his wife is getting hooked on using the machine. He goes to see someone to get some help, and they assume that he wants a divorce. (He doesn't.) Then finally come up with a plan to make her leery of the machine itself.

In the end, it didn't matter because vuphones turned out to be a fad, for reasons, and people prefer the audio only phones.

If this were made, it would have to be in the style of an old Twilight Zone episode, set in a Leave It to Beaver or Father Knows Best household that gets turned upside down by the "futuristic" invention. Obviously, 50 years ago, no one predicted having videophones in your pocket that you carry around with you, or that we'd just call them "phones".

This is another one that could be played for laughs with a retro-future look.

The Reference Library , by P. Schuyler Miller. Reivews include Chapayeca by G. C. Edmondson (which he loved and hoped that the author's first two novels were as good) and Tales of the Flying Mountains by Poul Anderson

Brass Tacks: The usual commentary that you can expect to find.

Now onto February. And maybe another magazine as well.

Thursday, January 27, 2022

Super City Cops #1: Avenging Amethyst (DeCandido)

Super City Cops #1: Avenging Amethyst, Keith R. A. DeCandido (2016)

(Not a review, just some notes to help me remember the things I've read. But written this way because it's the Internet, and some people will stumble across this page.)

This was another bonus Kickerstarter Edition, but the book is from 2016. It's a short novel of roughly 100 pages, but it was a quick read.

The first thing I was curious about was if the "Avenging" in the title was an adjective or a verb, but it's a little of both, I think. (And an allusion to The Avengers, perhaps?)

It takes place in Super City, a city with a lot of costumed heroes and villains running around, and quite a few names get dropped. But it's the story of the regular cops who deal with them, so it deconstructs the hero mythos a little.

The story jumps around between a pair of cops, a pair of detectives, and a cop who's been sidelined because of an accident and works in the evidence room because he doesn't want to go out on disability and be an ex-cop just yet.

Amethyst (a guy, by the way, unlike the tween in the old DC Comics comic), a flying hero who's been around for 25 years, falls from the sky, landing dead on a roof. Was he killed, or did the fall kill him? And why does the guy look like he's under 30?

Detectives Kristin Milewski ("Mi-love-ski") and Jorge Alvarado investigate. Also of interest are two police officers who are newly paired Officer Paul Fiorello and Officer Trevor Baptiste who keep running into costumed people. Fiorello seems to have abilities that he isn't aware of. Finally, there's Sean O'Malley, the guy on disability, who has the dumb luck of attracting the Amethyst gem out of the evidence lock-up where it lodges into his chest. His disability is no longer an issue, but he's also the new Amethyst.

The detectives catch the villain, but his lawyer argues for his release. For one thing, Amethyst is obviously alive. (Now, there's a new Old Glory, so why couldn't there be a new hero. After all, there is a body in the morgue.)

Everything works out, except for Sean. The Amethyst crystal has its downsides, which he'll probably learn about later in the series. There are three books (that I know of), and I have all three from the same Kickstarter event.

It was a quick read and enjoyable. If I had one quibble, it was the jumping back and forth with the chapters. A chapter with O'Malley ends when something happens outside. We switch to the detectives going to meet a CI. The chapter ends in the middle of an attack by the villain with the next chapter back to Amethyst at the moment we left. When that gets resolved, we're back with the detectives at the exact moment we left. I'm guessing there were two long chapters that needed to be broken up in a way that created tension.

Also, there's a little too much with the deconstructing of the supers mythos. As presented, I'd find it hard to believe that such a world could sustain itself, unless it did a better job in the past and the times have just changed. But there have obviously been supers for at least 25 years, so you'd think some of the legal issues and ramifications would've been worked out already.

Not that any of that will stop me from reading the next book. Soon.

Thursday, January 20, 2022

Galayx PLUS 50: Galaxy Magazine, January-February 1972

Galaxy PLUS 50: Galaxy Magazine, January-February 1972

Starting Something New!

I'll admit that this expansion was spurred by the idea of proposing a column to Tor.com. I figured that just reading one magazine (Analog) wouldn't be enough. I checked, and there were four science fiction/fantasy magazines of note published in 1972: Analog, Galaxy, Amazing, and the Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction. Of those four, Galaxy and Amazing were published bi-monthly, so I'd only have 3 per month to read. Unfortuantely, neither Amazing nor F&SF are available online. I have to search for a source for these. Should I propose a column to Tor.com, and should they agree to it, I would consider purchasing them online, since the reviews would pay for them. In the meantime, I've added Galaxy to the mix.

Overall, I appreciated the hard science stories but I thought the two novelettes dragged on too long. The serial, on the other hand, while not exactly speeding by, moved along nicely.

In this issue:

Editor's Page: The editor is Ejler Jakobsson. The page is devoted to Algis Budrys (aka "Ajay") who used to write the Galaxy Bookshelf column. Starting with this issue, the task is taken over by Theodore Sturgeon.

Serial: "Dark Inferno" by James White (Part One) with an illustration by (unknown) of a man in uniform (there's insignia on his shoulder) floating another man into a cot (shadowing shows that he's floating). The caption reads, A handful of men, women, and children -- foced to survive in the realm of pure physics...

I broke my rule about reading serials in parts by accident. The story was enjoyable, so I kept going, even though it'll be two months before I get to the conclusion. (At least, I hoped it will conclude then!) It's hard sci-fi, but it doesn't drag. A lot of what is presented could be useful for me later on writing about space ships and flights.

The POV is Dr. Mercer who takes the position as the medic on the Eurydice, which is somewhere between spaceplane and cruise ship. The flight will last days, but the passengers have to go through training exercises and emergency drills. Since medics don't have much to do on these flights -- there are health screenings before you can board -- the drills are Mercer's responsibility. He's new to the crew and he isn't sure if that's why the rest of the officers are cold to him.

These runs are routine and nothing could go wrong. So, of course, something goes wrong. After a long setup, acclimating the passengers to weightlessness and space flight, the captain and the engineer go outside to check a problem where there shouldn't be one. The captain's suit is punctured and starts to depressurize. Also the suit is contaminated with radiation. Mercer doesn't have the equipment he'd need to save the captain's life.

This part ends with the decision that the ship needs to turn about and return to a space station.

This story unfolds like a movie. The problem is that what's been shown so far has been done already. Maybe not to this degree, but enough to get a sense of the adjustments that need to be made. Likewise, filming something where the actors remain weighless a lot presents challanges. As for diversity in the cast, remove any obsolete notions of stewardesses and make one or more of the officers female. (There are only three or four of them.) The passengers represent a bunch of extra.

Novelette: "Rorqual Maru" by T. J. Bass with an illustration (split over two pages) by (unknown) of what appears to be a mechanical whale on the water with a man standing on its head. Also, there appear to be trees on its back. (At first, I thought there was an island behind it.) The caption reads, Under the Nebishes, earth had been dying. Now it was making a comeback!

This one went on a little too long for me, especially after reading that serial. A little google search was interesting. First "Rorqual" is a type of whale. "Maru", I thought, was going to translate into something to do with the sea, but I could only find that Maru is a prefix for Japanese ship names. That doesn't seem to fit, but maybe that's exactly what it is. Searching on the entire thing, tells me that there were a series of books about The Godwhale, and Rorqual Maru is the name of Hive #2.

The story opens up with the titular whale ship having been beach for as long as it took Uranus to make thirty orbits, which would be about 2500 years, but this would be much father in the future than that. The sea was dying and most of her sisters had sunk but she rested on a beach so that she could be salvaged. Elsewhere on the Earth, there are the Nebishes, short people who live underground in The Hive and subsist on whatever protein they can scrounge, and the Benthics, marine hominids (of normal height) like mermen or sirens who live in areas abandoned by the Hive.

Drum is a retired Nebbish who finds that he's about to be put to sleep for a year because he didn't get enough votes. The Hive is low on resources. Ode is another one. They discover that they can stay awake if they take a job in "wet works" gathering protein in the sewers. When they are out in the beach, they discover the Rorqual Maru, which has started moving again. Also, marine biota has started to replenish. It's possible that that a landlocked pool contained life and that it has filtered out into the sea where it has started to thrive.

The Rorqual Maru collects krill through screens in its mouth, operating like a whale might if the sea creature was actually a mechanical leviathan. The Nebbishes, including Ode and Drum, go to set sail. They haul up a dead Benthic, which they assume thawed from an iceberg. Actually, it had been alive but being brought to the surface killed it with a case of the bends (or the "pops" in this story). A living Benthic then comes up and kills everyone except Drum. (Ode is dead.)

Now the tecks and mecks of the Hive construct their own human from archival DNA. There's a lot of techno-jargon that is likely scientifically accurate but was basically babble to me. They name is ARNOLD because they grew an augmented Alpha Renal Nucleus of Larry Dever (that would be the original owner of the DNA). It grows to six feet in 10 years, which is about the height of the Benthics. It is made to be subservient through its diet -- it requires amino acids that it cannot make for it, and must be provided in bread delivered by the Hive. Should it ever run away, it would die. Should they ever stop feeding it, it would die. ARNOLD is raised with having programs run into his brain, which is the best way I can describe the "leptosoul" videos where he is an animal attacking and copulating with other animals. (This part was difficult to read in the ebook, and would've read better as a PDF.)

Eventually, at the age of 11, ARNOLD (always capitalized) is ready to take command of the Rorqual Maru. Drum, its father figure, is getting close to death. (He's really old now.) The Benthics, on the other hand, want the whale so they can control the seas. They attack and ARNOLD defends and Big Opal escapes with injuries. A female Benthic tries to kill ARNOLD, but he training kicks in, and instead of killing her, he copulates. She swims away. ARNOLD shuts down Maru's communication.

The Hive tries to contact ARNOLD and explain his situation. Then they have Drum talk to the ship itself. It doesn't do any good, and Drum wonders how much protein is in the krill the ship harvests.

Thoughts: nice world-building but this was too long. The amino acid deficiency reminded me of the raptors in Jurassic Park, except that this was nearly two decades earlier. And I can't read ARNOLD without thinking "Ah-nold", and wondering if it had anything to do with Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was Mr. Olympia for several years, starting in 1970. If so, I doubt the author could imagine what would become of that Schwarzenegger fellow.

This could be a dystopian movie or a series of movies, but I'm not sure if it's something people would want. We've had dystopian films that were disasters. And this one would probably be "streamlined" so much as to be unrecognizable. Still, if it could be turned into an environmental "message" film, it could be doable.

Short Story: "Esmeralda" by Michael G. Coney with an illustration by (unknown) of a bird, wings spread, in the foreground, and a ship (possibly?) of some kind towering in the background. The caption reads, The univited guest at every birthday party is time -- the time of your life!

Esmeralda is the name of the seagull, and the machine in the picture is a Brontomech, a large automated machine that harvests but senses humans and leaves them alone. This takes place in a dystopian future where oil slicks on the beaches are a common thing. The story opens ahead of Agatha and Becky's birthday (they're twins) and just after a visit from the mediman (doctor?). The POV seems to shift, unless I was losing interest more than I thought, but it was about these two old ladies -- who it turned out were about to 65 -- just living in this world with a seagull they rescued. The seagull is set free and flies into the jaw of the brontomech and is no more. A metaphor for the futility of life? I don't know. The bird has nothing else to do with the story.

After this, it just seems like dementia is setting in before their 65th birthday party, which is just the two of them making a cake and blowing out candles. They start forgeting things and try to remember why the mediman gave them both shots when only one suffers from any medical condition.

And now the SPOILER because it wasn't much of a story: the mediman gave them post-hynoptic suggestions to kill themselves as soon as they turned 65 because that's the law. Everyone dies at 65. One sister kills the other, and then tries to save herself for a half hour (because she's a half hour younger) but in the end runs off into the jaws of the mech.

A depressing little tale that probably wouldn't be entertaining on TV. If made now, peopl would just assume it was some message against Big Oil and for cleaning the environment so we could feed everyone without killing off the old people. This is the kind of thing that gets made today with a message overwhelming any interestng story.

Interesting tidbit: they that Flymart, which is shopping delivered to your door by drone. But it's expensive so you need to make a reasonable sized order.

Short Story: "Stormseeker" by Bob Shaw, with no illustration. The caption reads, Some flee the lightning. Some boldly challenge it. Some foretell it -- and capture it, if they can!

Taking place sometime after World War Three point Three repeating, the narrator (I don't know the name, and originally was surprised to learn it was a male -- I guess after the last story, my mind was in female mode) can "skry" lightning, and takes trips up into the sky to help Archbold get electricity for his lab. Selena, the narrator's girlfriend comes along (as she has before).

The entire story is overloaded with sexually imagery, from the swollen clouds (and the synonyms used to state it) to the penetration of the leader by the telescopic steel mast driven by explosives, spearing the sky. After all this, Selena tells him that she won't give him children because he has no instinct for life. But he continues with the storm season even if diverting lightning has some effect on the biosphere.

Sex sells, so this could be an interesting short short. Expensive, given the CGI required, but there would be few sets involved, and only three people. (The third isn't even seen in the story.) But it would have to be played for laughs, with the audience in on the joke. Because otherwise, it would be too stupid. Maybe this was groundbreaking 50 years ago, or maybe it was just as juvenile back then but it met with the editor's fancy.

Novlette: "The Answer" by James Gunn, with an illustration of a bird's head in a helmet, and stylized shadow people in the revolt, taking up arms. The caption reads, Man at last had his message from the stars. What would be the price of reply?

I hoenstly don't know what was in the author's head with this one. Scientists in Puerto Rico finally received a message from space. It's starts by repeating some of our own broadcasts from 90 years earlier and then there's a computer printout of a message they sent. Un-cryptography, trying to establish language. It's a bunch of dots that can be arrayed into a semblance of a picture. One radical has a copy and made a stylized version of it, but the scientists can't be sure.

For whatever reason, rather than reply President White wants to shut down the program. President White keeps drawing analogies between himself and Teddy Roosevelt, and it's stated a few times that he's black, but not necessarily the first black president. However, there is one point where his aide, who is also his son, tells him that they let him be president because the job doesn't matter any more.

In the end, many, many pages away, a message does get sent, even though the next reply isn't expected for nearly a century. I never understood things like this in sci-fi -- it supposes that those on the other end of the conversation will have nothing else to say in the meantime. Whatever.

This could be filmed, but most of it would have to be tossed. I would think getting a message from space, particularly one that could be picked up by many listening posts around the world, or just one international outpost that would likely spread the message, would be cause for speculation, and one man wouldn't be able to stop it although he might be able to influence the message itself.

Short Story: "Gambler" by Tad Crawford, with an illustration of a bird's head in a helmet, and stylized shadow people in the revolt, taking up arms. The caption reads, Man at last had his message from the stars. What would be the price of reply?

Marlowe, who is owned by sub-Ultimate A41, uses the hypnocord to attach to the computer and gamble his 300 credits. This seems to be a bit of money because each time he wins, we learn how much he could control with his earnings -- from a small island to a moon or planet somewhere. He would have more autonomy even though he'd still be own by his computer overlords. Eventually, he wins enough to request freedom for mankind. We then learn that the computer might've thrown the game as it had taken over mankind to save it from itself but now it needed someone to free mankind to save it.

This could be a good short film. It doesn't require much in the way of sets or people and could rely a bit on stock footage for the gambling.

Short Story: "Joey" by F. A. Davis, with an illustration of a robot holding a bundle. (The top of the robot seems remniscent of that Brontomech earlier in the issue, but that's likely my imagination.) The caption reads, Finally they had a baby -- for a while!

Okay, that caption could mean a lot, such as the tragic loss of the baby, or the sudden growth and maturation (also tragic?) of the baby.

The narratior is married to Big Joe, who is a research physicist at the ion-research station in Houston. The two were married for only five years when they were granted permission to have Joey, who was the most beautiful baby she'd ever seen. They raise him for five years until he's school age. Joey finds out that he's not like the other kids. Big Joe talks about having a real baby, and his wife tells him that Joey is REAL. Except that he's not. He's a practice baby, a training model, who self-destructs on its sixth birthday.

As far as little vignettes with twist endings go, this is moderately Twilight Zonish. Small cast, quick payoff. It could be squeezed into any anthology series.

Monday, January 17, 2022

A Bushel and a Peck of eSpec Stories

(Not a review, just some notes to help me remember the things I've read. But written this way because it's the Internet, and some people will stumble across this page.)

I've particpated in a bunch of Kickstarters over the past few years. As a result, I wind up with not only a bunch of books to read, but bonus stories and gaming pdfs as nice little extras. These get sorted into folders on my hard drive. So I decided to knock off a few of them while I'm between books.

Since my last foray in reading short stories was a A Bushel of eSpec Stories, and before that a Peck of eSpec, this one is a "bushel and a peck", mostly because there isn't a bigger unit to use. Actually, I've been selecting them mostly by file size, starting with the shortest, so there will likely be fewer entries by the time I post it. Once again, this batch should all be from eSpec Books bonuses and stretch goals, unless something else sneaks in.

I sorted the directory by size, smallest to largest, although there are epub, mobi and pdf files all in the same place. In the order that I read them:

  • Slow and Steady by John L. French was a special Kickstarter reward (2012). This was a shorter story that must've gotten lost in the shuffle. It should have been read sooner. Captain Emma Wilder is in command of the final flight of the Galapagos as it brings a colony to a new world. She might stay there or take a shuttle back. The ship's name comes from its overall tortoise appearance (complete with the ability for the smaller section to withdraw into the larger one). They are chased by pirates in a rather hare-like vessel which will overtake them. Wilder must come up with a plan to win this race. John L. French is editor of the anthology Devilish & Divine, which I will also appear in, when it is published.

  • Time Factor by Michael A. Black was a special Kickstarter reward (date?). The story is reminiscent of "A Sound of Thunder" and Timeline in that there is a time portal, but it goes back to the cretaceous period. Doc Riley is a combat medic who is being sent into the field for a rescue operation. The people needing to be rescued are in New Mexico but are also 65 million years in the past. The portal to get them will be closing. He goes back with two soldiers (Marines?) named Wilson and Coyle to effect a rescue without getten eaten by prehistoric beasts or changing the past. Something will change because a dinosaur skeleton appears in the crater than hadn't been there before. The story is told in "real time" in the past, with flashbacks to present-day inserted, which is interesting to think about. A good read. Michael A. Black will appear in the anthology Devilish & Divine, which I will also appear in,when it is published.

  • Comfort Zones by Christopher L. Bennett was a special Kickstarter reward (date?). The story opens on Hayakawa City, Mars, 2142.
    I don't know why I didn't make any notes on this story.

  • Of Metal Men and Scralett Thread and Dancing with the Sunrise by Ken Scholes (date?). The story originally appeared in Realms of Fantasy. There is a note from Brenda Cooper about Ken Scholes and selecting this story (I assume for an anthology). Lord Rudolfo of the Ninefold Forest Houses, General of the Wandering Army is brought a metallic man found in the ruins of a city-state by his Gypsy Scouts. The metal man initially talks backwards, but Rudolfo figures this out quickly. He questions it about the destruction of the Knowledgable City of Windwir and the death of so many of the Androfrancine Order. The metal man, given the name Isaak, says that a spell on a parchment, the Seven Cacophonic Death, from the ancient Wizard Xhum Y'zir was the cause, and that he, the metal man, must have initiated it. Rudolpho comes to believe that Sethbert, leader of another army was the cause. Sethbert had many metal men in his possession, along with a consort Lady Jim Li Tam of House Li Tam, who prefers Rudolpho's company. Rudolpho knows that Sethbert needs to answer for this.

    I enjoyed this story but it seemed like a piece of a longer work. We learn what happened before the start of the story, but what happens after is only hinted at.

  • The Inner Light by John L. French, Kickstarter Reward edition (????). John L. French is the editor of an upcoming angels & devils anthology that I will be included in. This story takes place in Bethlehem on the night of the birth of Jesus from the perspective of the angel, Nika, who was sent to watch over Maryam during childbirth. Started rereading this, realized that I'd read it before, probably in a different document format. But it was short so I read it again because I was already eating and I didn't want to look for something else. Good story.
  • Joy to the World by John L. French, Special eSpec Kickstarter Reward edition (????). A "Simon Tombs" story. I was unaware who Simon Tombs was, but he's magical. The story starts a couple days before Christmas at Sebastian's in Baltimore, a place where people who don't have other people can spend for the holidays. Simon is there when he gets a message from someone who glides across the floor unseen by everyone else to rendevous at the top of the Empire State Building. It's there that he meets an angel named Nika. (It did not immediately dawn on me that the angel in the last French story I read, see above, was also named Nika.) Santa Claus is missing and they need to find him before it's too late. He's known to be around NYC at this time of year. Can they find him before the Spirit of Christmas rejoins the Essence?
  • Every Second of Every Day by John Chambers, Kickstarter Reward edition (????). Another reread, but from much farther back. I knew it seemed familiar but didn't place the anthology until the name "Henderson" popped up. This story was included in the anthology The Society for the Preservation of CJ Henderson (Ackley-McPhail & Schauer, ed). Henry Lin is the descendant of the great poet Gao Chi Lin. He's also a young man, and an overeager author with his too many boxes of his first book, The Mercurial Hearts of the Stars on his way to his first science-ficition convention, against his mother's wishes. (She'd rather he became a lawyer or a computer programmer.) It seems as if the Universe is against him, which driving down the New Jersey Turnpike or navigating their infamous jug handles (right to go left) would do to any same mind. After a miserable weekend, the Monkey King appears to him to tell him to pack it in (literally, he helps pack). That's when Henderson steps up (though accurately described physically, he doesn't get named as the actual C.J. Henderson, but you just know). Note that you don't have to be aware of who Henderson was in real life or have read anything of his to follow this story. That's an added bonus. Henderson, having written about the Monkey King and extended the King's lengends, has the ability to see what others might miss. He sets both of them straight about who gets to decide what is best for whom. Things pick up a little after that. John Chambers will appear in the anthology Devilish & Divine, which I will also appear in, when it is published.
  • **** 2022 ****

  • Blankets by Jeff Young, Kickstarter Reward edition (????). Military sci-fi. I need to read more of it so it'll be less confusing to me. (Or maybe I should watch more movies?) Also, the more I read of it, the better chance I'll have at writing something more than 500 words. Anyway ... I don't know if these are existing characters from an existing universe. It seems like they should be familiar to the reader. It's far future, and Earth has colonized other worlds. Trips take years, but it appears messages can be sent quicker. The story is divided between a drop team putting down a rebellion, and finding dead people who didn't die of exposure, and a Transcript of a Committee Hearing into the Sylvan Seven Atrocities between Senator Wellheim and Gemeral Pressman. Even though they are interspliced, the hearings take place after the fact. (Yeah, I couldn't write committee hearings, either, if I wanted to.) The general carried out the mission he was supposed to even with the funds, equipment or backing. To explain the title "Blankets" would be a spoiler for anyone stumbling across this page. An interesting story. I do have other military sci-fi (from eSpec, mostly) in my TBR pile, both ebook and paper.
  • Parole by Ty Drago, Kickstarter Reward edition (????). Robert O'Malley is a prisoner who stares at gray walls and never sees outside. He doesn't know if there even is an outside. He's brought into a room before the Parole Board, which consists of a female Chairperson, who speaks in a clipped, profession tone, and two disinterested gentlemen, who don't appear to speak at all. She has O'Malley recount the details behind his six murder counts (four first, two second degree). O'Malley is also concerned about his only friend, a fellow inmate named Burt Pinkerton. People in this prison are tortured, put back together again, and totured some more. The Warden is brought in for questioning, and threatens to tear both inmates about. The Chairperson grants O'Malley parole, but O'Malley wants it to go to Pinkerton. That is not allowed and he cannot protest it, but Pinkerton will get an immediate parole review and will be removed from the Warden's charge. Then there's a final twist which seems to come from left field, but you can see Drago setting it up. A quick read, and an enjoyable story.
  • Paintbox by Lisanne Norman, Special eSpec Books Kickstarter edition (????). Anne, Heather and Glen are artists on a field trip, staying at a hostel, going out along the city and the beaches to paint. They mention stories of the Culzean Castle ghosts. Later Anne (and the others) meet Cassandra, who tries to paint but she is not skilled at it. Anne and Cassandra become friendly over the week even though Cassandra's brother thinks that the students should avoid his sister. She isn't well. She shows Anne stones she paint that change the nature of the rock in an odd way that Anne can't explain. Anne wants to know more about this. And this becomes one big ghost story. I enjoyed it. There's a mention of a pub in Kirkoswald, which I "googled" and found to be in Cumbria, England. I wasn't exactly sure where the story took place. Somehow I had France in my head, but I don't see where I got that idea.
  • House Hunting by Keith R. A. DeCandido, Special eSpec Books Kickstarter edition (????). Glenn and Brandy are looking for a house, and Glenn hates all of them. This is mostly because he is 6'7" and the two of them plan are buying a house for the rest of their lives, so they both have to like it. After several tries, the agent shows them something that's perfect for them that's under market value. It has electrical issues because it's so old. And electricians when they hear the address don't want to go there. And then strange stuff happens that makes perfect sense for a short story, if this case, everything seems to be shrinking and Glenn is hitting his head a lot. Humorously tragic ending followed by a postscript that the author (Keith) has known Glenn and Brandy for decades, and he wrote them into this story. So I'm curious is Glenn is actually 6'7" because that opens a world of possibilities for friendship story writing. Anways ... I didn't know what I'd be getting with an innocuous title like "House Hunting". After the first couple, I thought it might turn into "Haunted House Hunting". It wasn't haunting, but it wasn't alright.
    This story slipped through -- it's one of the shorter ones and should've been read sooner. But it's a good story to end this "bushel" of eSpec with.

This will likely be the last group of eSpec Books stories bundled together into one post. The stories I have remaining to read are getting bigger and bigger, and short probably merit they're own entries. As it is, the next three books to read are all in a series, so depending upon their actual length and how long it takes to read them, they may get one or three blog entries.

Sunday, January 9, 2022

Foe (Reid)

Foe, Iain Reid (2017)

(Not a review, just some notes to help me remember the things I've read. But written this way because it's the Internet, and some people will stumble across this page.)

First book of the year (and sort of the last one of last year). This was a runner-up book for the book club. The blurb was interesting so I borrowed the ebook from the libary. It's billed as a psychological suspense thriller and horror, but it wasn't really horror, except for the paranoid feeling of the main character.

This was like one of those hour-long episodes of The Twilight Zone or possibly The Outer Limits. You're given an odd proposition and everything flows out of that. In this case, a man named Junior in some dystopian future has been selected by a company named OuterMore as a possible candidate to go to the Installation for training to be sent to a space station orbiting the Earth. It had to be random, based on people's interests expressed online over the years, and not just people who wanted to go. A man named Terrance shows up to give him and Hen (Henrietta) the news. (Side note: I wonder if the choice of "Hen" for the character's name had anything to do with their raising chickens, or the fact that Hen wants nothing to do with them.)

After this, there's a lot of talking and interviewing and suspicion, but not a lot of action. And for all the talking, there is plenty being left unsaid. It was like on one of those shows where you just want to scream at the people on your screen, "Talk To Each Other Already!" And you're left waiting for the trip to the Installation. You're waiting to go to the station. Or is Junior going to get out of it somehow? Or is Hen going to be are to go with him?

The book is divided into three parts (although kindle counted everything break as a new chapter, putting 60 chapters into a 200+ page book), but when the second part comes, we don't see to be any closer, except that Terrence has moved in and become more of a presence in their lives. While reading this, I thought that this was a "reader's book" because there's plenty to read closely. That's not me. Ten years ago, I probably would've put it down sometime in the first section. But I stuck it out.

In the end, there are twists, and while I wasn't sure which way it was going to go, I didn't expect the way that it did, and I don't say that in a good way. There are plenty of clues dropped early on that work themselves into the text nicely. It's like "The Sixth Sense" where you could go through it a second time understanding the ending and reading it differently. (Psychological thriller -- what the narrator thinks to himself makes sense to him and therefore to us, mostly, but what if he's wrong?) Unfortunately, I don't plan a reread of the book.

Also, while the author had a purpose for doing this, the fact that the Junior in his POV didn't use quotation marks was a little annoying. I assumed it was because his speech and his thoughts were going to get comingled at some point, but there was another explanation for it as a writing device. As long as there was a reason, I can't complain too much. Not too much.

Summary: it was okay. i finished it. I was a little disappointed. Why was it called "Foe"? Which one was the foe? Or was it a play on words? In any case, I'm glad we went with the other book.

Sunday, January 2, 2022

Saturday, January 1, 2022

2021 Year in Review


My 2021 End-of-the-Year Review

Calendar year 2021 has finally left us, and during that time I left 66 entries on my blog, which is basically record for me. In 2009, I had 86 posts, but many of those were reprinting old reviews I'd written in a tiny notebook that I kept for the same reason. That's not to say that I didn't have any "old posts" this past year, but I didn't have as many.

So what could be found in those 66 entries? A lot of different stuff, different genres, and various lengths. I tried not to stuff a bunch of 100-200 page books in at the end of the year.

Fiction

First, of those, only 23 were novels, long or short. Three were Christmas stories, which may be short for "novels" but longer than the other Christmas material I read. Ten of these books were from joining a book club. (Shame on me, it should've been 11, I skipped one month, and I wasn't part of the group at the beginning of the year.)

A quick rundown:

Book Club: The Storied Life of A. J. Fikry (Zevin), Beartown (Backman), Ninth House (Bardugo), The Only Good Indians (Jones), The Bear and the Cardinal (Arden), Anger is a Gift (Oshiro), The Oracle Year (Soule), Bellewether (Kearsley), Scythe ( Shusterman), The Anomaly (Ruger).

Christmas books: Jake and the Gingerbread Wars (Foley), Claus for Concern (Lester), The Ghost of Christmas Past (Fox), and A Very Beechwood Christmas (Garrett). The last one was finished in January after Christmas 2020.

Anthologies: Aesop's Fables (Aesop/Jones), and The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (Doyle).

And the rest: Tooth and Claw (Walton), Circle (Miller), Vampire Addiction: The Vampires of Athens (Pohler), The Outposter (Dickson), Kings of the Wyld (Eames), Troll Hunter: Witch for Hire (Mason), and The Crime Beat (Fuller), which was really a novella.

Of those, one was a library recommendation, one a scifi con recommendation, one was an Analog serial that I found in book form, two were free in emails, one was a free Tor.com ebook, and one was a free download I found when I was searching for books with trolls.

Abandoned was They Were the Best of Gnomes ... (Wills). I couldn't get into it.

Nonfiction

There were six books in this category. One historical, one biographical, one inspirational, two informative, and one about TV.

The Man From the Other Side (Orlev), Don't Burn This Book (Rubin), I Heard God Laugh (Kelly), The Literary Handyman: Tips on Writing From Someone Who's Been There (Ackley-McPhail), Doctor Who: 365 Days of Memorable Moments and Impossible Things (Richards), Principles of Zen Philosophy.

Full disclosure: Danielle Ackley-McPhail is an editor whom I've worked with on three book titles.

Poetry

One was a short poetry book I was asked to review. (It wasn’t great.) and one was a collection of short stories that I got on World Book Day book from amazon == I tried to get through it but couldn’t. It was more the writing than the subject matter.

Learning to Breathe (Stephens), Amora: Stories (Borges)

Additionally, I discovered by accident that a former student of mine had published a collection of poetry (which I haven't acquired yet) and then I found out that she released a second collection for the holidays. That title is in the Christmas section.

ANALOG

In 2021, I acted upon an idea that I had the year before, and started reading issues of Analog dated 50 years earlier. This is from before I had my subscription. As such, I read 12 issues.

Shorter Christomas works, stories and poetry

The titles I read were: A Country Christmas by Azmat Hussein (ridiculously bad); Hectic Holidays by Heaven Santiago (poetry); Merry Christmas 2021: A Short Story Novel by Stephen Leacock (not good, didn’t suck); Sneaky's Christmas Mystery by Debbie De Louise (not good, 32 pages, bailed after 3 pages), The Chrsitmas Eve Landing by John O'Boyle (a picture book, I read it anyway), Frosty Blend by Kennedy Layne (book 15 of 23, not good), Old Christmas by Washington Irving, Christmas Elf by Arnie Lightning.

For a total of 7 titles plus 1 abandoned.

Random Short Novels, Short Stories & Gaming Books

Random Game/Gaming Books - 1 title, but this entry wasn't posted yet.
A Bushel and a Peck of eSpec Stories - Also not posted yet, there were 6 short stories, although they are getting longer because I'm ready by size. The last was another Christmas sotry.
A Bushel of eSpec stories - 12 stories from eSpec authors. These were bonus stories from Kickstarter campaigns.
A Peck of eSpec Stories - 12 stories from eSpec authors. These were bonus stories from Kickstarter campaigns. I sorted my directory by size, and these were the shortest ones.

That's a total of 31 stories in this section.

Graphic Novels and Manga

It was a good year from Graphic Novels. For one thing, I found actual graphic novels to read instead of collections of reprints that didn't tell a complete story. (Or worse, told three incomplete stories.)

In one calendar year, I read 21 volumes of My Hero Academia, 4 volumes of Ultraman (sadly volume 5 is not available in electronic form), 2 volumes of My Monster Secret, Shadow of the Batgirl and Supergirl: Being Super.

There was also Superman Vol. 7: Bizarroverse, which was incomplete reprints.

That's a total of 30 books in this section.

Assorted Blog Postings

Rounding out the blog were the following postings:

An old year-end Review for 2007, An old Year-end Review for 2006 An old Year-end Review for 2005 An old Year-end Review for 2004 An old Year-end Review for 2003 and Books I've Read Twice.

The 2020 Year in Review was actually published on Dec 31, 2020.

And that was my year. I think I've accounted for all 66 posts (and a couple which haven't been posted yet). Looking forward to 2022. I've already started the runner-up novel from last month's book club vote. Two of the choices looked equally interesting to me, and the winner was a quick read. I would've read the other by now, but I decided to get into the Christmas spirit.

The Fairy Godmother's Tale (Marks)

The Fairy Godmother's Tale Robert B. Marks (2025) (Unlike most of my other posts, this post is a review. I received an A...